god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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