Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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