what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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