sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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