So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Randomize
