Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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