Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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