We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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