That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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