so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i drank out of a bidet.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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