dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
