You work out of a Hotel?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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