i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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