This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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