we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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