Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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