You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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