Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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