Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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