I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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