Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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