Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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