Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
one might say we're banned from that church
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
