How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
smell my finger.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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