Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Randomize
