He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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