David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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