she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
