I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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