It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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