I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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