I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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