i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Boobs speak an international language.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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