Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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