You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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