i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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