This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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