Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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