some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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