woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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