We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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