I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm getting married
To pizza
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