i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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