I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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