Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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