Umm I'm too high to move.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I would ride that face into the sunset
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