p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
