Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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