being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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