i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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