Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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